Metal Humor Coffee Mugs

If you're a proud cat lover and metalhead, then our "All I Want To Do Is Pet Cats And Listen To Metal" mug is the perfect addition to your collection! Whether you're headbanging or cuddling with your furry friends, this mug is the ideal way to express your passions. With its metal cat design, this mug is sure to make a statement no matter where you are, from the office to the mosh pit. Not only is it a great conversation starter, but it's also a fantastic way to unwind and relax after a long day. Our mug is also the perfect gift for the metalhead and cat lover in your life, whether it's for their birthday, Christmas, or just because. Plus, its durable construction ensures that it will be with you for many years to come. So why not grab a mug today and start enjoying the simple pleasures of petting cats and listening to metal!

The legendary Mothman, the most metal of all cryptids! Show off how metal Mothman is with this hardcore inspired West Virginia folklore design. Perfect for a Mothman fan, and being metal!

Look, if there is one anime that is absolutely Metal AF, it's chainsaw man. Demons, bloo, fighting, and death? Yeah, that checks all the boxes.

What is more metal than magic? Show off your love of spells, rituals, potions, and magic with this, "Witchcraft is Metal" witchy, heavy metal parody design!

Baking is the most metal thing ever! It involves sharp objects, heat and blood, sweat and tears! Show off your love for baking with this funny, baking, heavy metal inspired design.

I may be a mermaid, but I'm metal AF! Who said heavy metal couldn't be majestic? Throw those horns up and show them what the siren's voice REALLY sounds like!

Attention everyone! This new pup band has been the hottest topic in town. Introducing Ruff Metal! The new music genre that'll bark your ears off!

Cute But Metal AF! Show off your duality with this adorable but absolutely metal bunny!

Racoons are so metal they don't even need to put on makeup for a rockin' concert. Great for metalheads who love raccoons! Rock out with your trash out!

This heavy metal ugly sweater design is perfect for any metal head who is looking to celebrate the holidays in the most badass way possible! This mug features festive skulls, guitars, pentagrams and motherF***in' snowflakes! Rock out this season with this sweet mug and don't forget to stay metal!

Majestically Metal. How that just because you're hardcore doesn't mean you're not magical as F***. Show your love for metal music and mythical creatures with this Unicorn design.

It doesn't get any blacker than outer space. Show off your hardcore metal side with this heavy metal astronaut! Rock out to some Metallica, search for proof that aliens exist, and worship Satan like a true spaceman in your home!

My humor is campy. Show your love of the outdoors and camp humor with this funny pun inspired design.

Who said Christmas can't be a little Hardcore? Perfect for the Heavy Metal fan in your life, or anyone who prefers a little edge to their holiday season.

Poop Humor Will Never Not be Funny. It's hilarious, always, no exceptions.

We all screw up sometimes, but what if you could make your screwups part of your charm? If you can laugh at yourself, then they WILL be laughing with you!

I'm dreaming of a metal af hardcore Christmas! So have yourself a metal little Christmas with this metal font inspired holiday coffee mug.

Having acid reflux is metal! Show off your adulting, stomach issues with this funny, "I Have Acid Reflux" metal band parody design. Perfect for dealing with GERD, loving parodies, and metalcore.

Having acid reflux is metal! Show off your adulting, stomach issues with this funny, "I Have Acid Reflux" metal band parody design. Perfect for dealing with GERD, loving parodies, and metalcore.

Metal Detective, Archie, Finder of Lost Things, Scavenger of Relics, Alloy Hunter, Detectorist. That's a strange way to pronounce treasure hunting. Get ready for a day filled with dials, smiles, and treasure hunting with this metal detecting inspired design.

Some days, all you want to do is pet dogs and listen to metal, and this funny heavy metal phone tote is perfect for those times! This metal dog design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy doggos. Everyone needs a middle ground!

Embrace your inner Jughead Jones with this, "Sardonic Humor Is Just My Way Of Relating To The World" quote design! Perfect for being sardonic, bitter, cynical, skeptical, and fans of Riverdale!

Metal detecting? That's a strange way to pronounce treasure hunting. Get ready for a day filled with dials, smiles, and treasure hunting with this metal detecting inspired design.

Show off your self-deprecating humor with this funny, anxiety inspired coffee mug! Let the world know you use humor as a coping mechanism to deal with your anxiety and that's okay!

Show off you sense of humor with this "I Hope You Like Self Deprecating Humor Because That's Kind Of My Thing" design! Perfect for coping with your problems, defense mechanisms, anxiety memes, and self-deprecating jokes!

Being a flower totally rocks! Show off your heavy metal cuteness with this, "Heavy Petal" flower pun design, featuring an illustration of a black flower wearing sunglasses and surrounded by flames. Perfect for being metal, loving flowers, plants, and puns!

Big Poss. Show your love of possums and video games with this Metal Gear Solid Parody design.

Get satanic and have a hell of a time with this, "In Satan's Name We Play, Omen" satan design! Perfect for hailing satan, occult, feeling metal, omen summoning and loving demons.

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this punny Heavy MEOWtal design is perfect for those times!

Satan doesn't whisper believe in me Satan whispers believe in yourself. Who needs God when you can believe in yourself? Celebrate self-sufficiency with this Satanist inspired design.